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Sprate header is literally sweeping for chinny foodists now, claiming that I made some section on SNCApedia about the chinny lol. Jesus fucking christ I seriously wonder what the fuck this guy is high off or why he is so obsessed about me, even fucking ceptor has let this shit go. Genuinely JSID, I think Anonimos is doing some retarded fucking shit or impersonating me, can't tell and I don't care, that guy is a fuckin weirdo.

I think I'll take this as the writing on the wall that I should probably log off here, my existance causes so much drama to form for whatever reason and I really don't have the mental capacity to give a fuck about any of it lol. Keep being a void of negativity I guess, I'll just go back to having fun and playing vidya.
 
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Sprate header is literally sweeping for chinny foodists now, claiming that I made some section on SNCApedia about the chinny lol. Jesus fucking christ I seriously wonder what the fuck this guy is high off or why he is so obsessed about me, even fucking ceptor has let this shit go. Genuinely JSID, I think Anonimos is doing some retarded fucking shit or impersonating me, can't tell and I don't care, that guy is a fuckin weirdo.

I think I'll take this as the writing on the wall that I should probably log off here, my existance causes so much drama to form for whatever reason and I really don't have the mental capacity to give a fuck about any of it lol. Keep being a void of negativity I guess, I'll just go back to having fun and playing vidya.
We chinny foodists are white lol
 
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>TYRONE TYRONE! TYRONE YOU FILTHY BABOON BLACK- OH THERE YOU ARE TYRONE, LISTEN TYRONE I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME *brap* LISTEN TYRONE JAMAL DARNELL NIGGERSON! I NEED YOU TO DESTROY SOMETHING, DEEP WITHIN MY POD, BEHIND MY FUNKO POP COLLECTION THERE IS THE LAST COPY OF LOVELESS WITH TOUCHED INCLUDED IN IT BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE.
>I KNOW TYRONE, IT LITERALLY RUINS THE ENTIRE ALBUM, BUT I NEEDED TO HIDE ITS EVIL FROM EVERYONE, AND NOW THAT I AM DYING FROM COIVD-420 I NEED YOU TO GO TYRONE! TAKE IT FAR FAR AWAY, SO NOBODY CAN EVER HERE ITS UNWHOLESOME DOWNVOTEABLE SOUND, DESTROY IT FOR ME TYRONE!
 
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>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT douche bag CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
 
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING douche bag, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED douche bag WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
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>T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!
>OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
 
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>Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Let Your Wife Get Fucked By Niggers (#6 will shock you) — Shlomo Shekelstein – NYT Opinion:
>#1: it reduces systemic and institutional racism
>#2: it's empowering for niggers
>#3: it spreads AIDS and accelerates the downfall of late stage capitalism
>#4: it's a form of reparations for slavery
>#5: you can finish your Marvel Cinematic Universe movies marathon in peace
>#6: your wife might shit out a lil' animated douche bag turd from her cunt nine months later (contributes to wh*te genocide)
>#7: you won't have to pause Disco Elysium anymore
>#8: you can finally transition to a non-binary agender eunuch and be your asexual, polyromantic-self (just like lord Varys in Game of Thrones)
>#9: it looks just like your "orc defiles elf" hentai straight from your goon folder
>#10: you can prep Tyrone while listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma's newest drops before the BBC breeding sesh'
 
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>T-TYRONE???
>Y-YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE WITHOUT ME HERE? YOU STUPID douche bag PIECE OF SHIT!
>THAT'S IT! *TIES TYRONE DOWN TO A CHAIR*
>YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! *GRABS ONE OF HIS MANY CHASTITY CAGES* THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA HAVE IT SO IT ONLY UNLOCKS WHEN I AM PRESENT IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.
>*TRIES TO PUT ON CHASTITY CAGE* DAMMIT, TYRONE! YOU FAT, JUICY SLAB OF douche bag MEAT IT FAR TOO BIG TOO FIT IN MY WHITEBOI CHASTITY CAGE.
>THAT'S IT, WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE COBBLERS AND MAKING YOU A CUSTOM CHASTITY CAGE FOR YOUR 8.7 INCH BBC
>AND DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU BITCH! *TURNS TO WIFE* YOU STUPID WHORE *GRABS KNIFE AND CUTS OFF HER CLIT* NOW SEX WONT BE HALF AS FUN FOR YOU. QUIT CRYING BITCH. NO I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL I GOTTA TAKE TYRONE TO THE COBBLERS
>*BITCH WIFE BLEEDS OUT ON BET* GAH STUPID WHORE SHE'S REPLACEABLE UNLIKE TYRONE HNGGG
>*TAKES TYRONE TO COBBLERS* WHAT? YOU CAN'T CRAFT A CAGE TO FIT TYRONE'S MAGNIFICENT, HEAVY BLACK COCK? I-I UNDERSTAND... I KNOW WHERE TO GO...
>*DRIVES IN SILENCE* TYRONE... THERE IS ONLY ONE WHO CAN CRAFT A CAGE WORTHY OF YOUR BBC *PULLS UP ON SET OF FORGED IN FIRE* THAT'S RIGHT, J. NEILSON, FAMED JUDGE FROM FORGED IN FIRE IS THE ONLY CRAFTSMAN SKILLED AND WORTHY ENOUGH OF MAKING A CAGE FOR YOUR BIG BLACK HORSE COCK
>*NEILSON TAKES THE MEASUREMENTS OF TYRONE'S TRULY ENORMOUS BBC, TIME LAPSE OF HIM FORGING IT FROM STEEL WHILST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND* FINALLY, TYRONE, THE CAGE HAS FORMED AND COOLED, MADE FROM STEEL, HERE IS YOUR CHASTITY CAGE! *PUTS IT ON HIM*
>WOW... ITS AMAZING. IT FEELS TERRIBLE TO LOCK UP SUCH A VIRILE BULL LIKE YOURSELF BUT IF YOU CANT WAIT TILL I GET HOME TO BANG MY WIFE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN INSTEAD
 
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING?
>EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED
>YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN.
>I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING douche bag YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. *COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER* STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW *blam* *blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake*
>*cum spurts out from the cuck's penis*
>fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull.
>now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up.
 
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>"Oh, Tyrone, I'm sorry for shining the light so directly into your face. I'm sure you've noticed where you're at - tied to the torture chair in the white woman rape dungeon beneath our house."
>"Want to know why? It's because I've caught you bulling for other couples again. I didn't want to do what I'm about to do, but you've left me with no other choice. *Cobson produces a knife from a nearby table with various other instruments and puts on Love is a stream by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma*
>"I've been an honorable cuckold if there ever was one, Tyrone. I've faithfully put on Jefre Cantu-Ledesma or Loveless with touched excluded everytime you fucked my nazi bitch wife, and yet, you go out and bull for another couple with science knows what music playing. It's possible they even put on touched by your suggestion.
>"That douche bag like behavior just won't do, Tyrone. I'm sorry but you've forced my hand" *begins cutting off Tyrone's right ear, making him scream muffled cries into his mouth gag sounds, his neck veins bulging, held by the leather belt to the chair, tears streaming from his eyes*
>"Mmh, so beautiful. Black blood. The same blood that should run in every subhuman in the world once wh*te people go *orgasms* extinct. If only you remained loyal to the cause you may have helped me achieve this world. But you didn't. *River Like Spine begins picking up in the background*
>*Cobson now produces a hammer from the same table as before*
>"I'm sorry Yakub, I am sending one of your finest warriors back into your bosom. Do not forgive me, I deserve to burn in hell like every wh*te male."
>*Cobson smashes and smashes Tyrone's head with the hammer, sending blood and bits of bone and brain matter everywhere*
>"Now, for my last step" *'Son takes a syringe from the table with some unknown substance in it and injects Tyrone's penis, it hardens, and cobson cuts it off* "I'll keep your glorious adulterous BBC. Heh, not the first and certainly not the last one in my collection. *Snickers*
 
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>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR douche bag OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING douche bag, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
 
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>OMG I JUST HECKIN LOVE FALL AND THE WINTER!!! IT'S JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR!!! IT'S WHEN I, THE WIFE, AND TYRONE HAVE THE MOST FUN!!! I JUST CANT HECKIN WAIT TO SIT IN THE CORNER CUDDLED UP IN MY BLANKY SIPPING HOT COCOA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND FOREVER RUINS HER RACIST WH*TE BLOODLINE! THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CHRISTMAS ALBUM WILL BE THE CHERRY ON TOP FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AND THE NEW YEAR BELLS WILL RING IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND ALL THE RACIST LITTLE DICK WH*TE BOYS LIKE ME WILL BE SUBJUGATED INTO BEING SISSIES FOR THE SUPERIOR BLACK COCK!
 
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