
I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day. In other words, he's purposefully allowing DMs to continue because it gives him a reason to swing his ePenis around when shit fucks up (which is all the time since the users are retarded).Null gets so angry about the DMs all the time, you have to wonder why he hasn't disabled them yet.
saying this as a jershfag: Iām genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, Iām worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like itād solve a lot of problems for so many people. Heās said before that he isnāt lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day.
Why would a man want to cut his dick off and dig a never-healing wound into his crotch? Wouldn't make any sense either, but that's trannies for you.why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldnāt make any sense)
Kill yourself violently.saying this as a jershfag: Iām genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, Iām worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like itād solve a lot of problems for so many people. Heās said before that he isnāt lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
1. You're not underage boy.how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife.
>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl DripHello Onions. You donāt know me. But I know you.
I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why Iām asking for your advice.
You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I donāt really believe that theory that heās a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. Iāve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.
The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.
āBut why should I help you?ā I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, Iām sure heād be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. Itās a win-win situation all around!!!
Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site Iām sure people wonāt believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldnāt make any sense)
Mock me all you want, think Iām crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!
>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl Drip
Hi Null, I love you!Kill yourself violently.
I used to have very short hair and was frequently told I looked like a 10 year old boy when I did, so maybe Dear Leader will be seduced by that.1. You're not underage boy.
2. Not Chantal the Die-O-Beetes Kween.
That's basically why you wont be his waifu. Plain and simple.
Iām leaning towards Lidl being a Null sock, sorry. Mostly because if itās true itās genuinely the most adorable thing ever:>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl Drip
Fake Null simp
Like I said, this is just for if I happen to meet him irl, Iām not gonna try online. I donāt think anyone would consider me āsexyā exactly but if Null really is the morbidly obese balding NEET you guys claim he is I imagine heād be a little desperate. I donāt mind him looking like that though, heās so goddamn handsome he could be a legit deathfat and Iād still want to jump on his broken penis.Also if you're gonna try to catfish him with this "I am a sexy barely legal teen girl who is in love with Null and wants to be his tradwife" thing I don't think you will have much success. People on here already tried that and according to the women of lolcow.farm Null just sends every woman who messages him a clip of Nick Fuentes saying "No e-girls! Never!". You might also end up like KF user "DVNC" and get your DMs leaked by him and publicly humiliated. But hey it might make Lidl Drip come back to make fun of you for it so please go ahead, I miss her.
>19 yearsI used to have very short hair and was frequently told I looked like a 10 year old boy when I did, so maybe Dear Leader will be seduced by that.
Hi Null, I love you!
I used to have very short hair and was frequently told I looked like a 10 year old boy when I did, so maybe Dear Leader will be seduced by that.
Iām leaning towards Lidl being a Null sock, sorry. Mostly because if itās true itās genuinely the most adorable thing ever:![]()
Josh
is lonely and desperate for the love of a woman so he roleplays as his perfect girl to make himself feel better and give himself compliments. itās so pathetic and sad it makes me want to book a plane ticket so I can hug him ASAP.
Like I said, this is just for if I happen to meet him irl, Iām not gonna try online. I donāt think anyone would consider me āsexyā exactly but if Null really is the morbidly obese balding NEET you guys claim he is I imagine heād be a little desperate. I donāt mind him looking like that though, heās so goddamn handsome he could be a legit deathfat and Iād still want to jump on his broken penis.
Why is null such a leaky fat ass, I bet you all my life savings he only runs the site for his egoView attachment 99020
As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. Iām sure some of these have been posted before but I think itās more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isnāt bait thereās plenty of other null fangirls out there.
She had a sportball article about the Cowboys trade featured. I called her out for it and she deleted my message and banned me from that thread. Now that Sportball article is not featured and as damage control something related to the troon shooting is featured.Probably related to Trombonista featuring when Literally Whos die.
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