Fried Chicken Appreciation Thread

Not even joking when I say fried chicken might be the most perfect food ever made.

It’s crunchy, juicy, flavorful, and usually always comes with bonus items that are also great. You don’t just get chicken, you get fries, a roll, mac & cheese. It’s a full package meal. It’s like every fast food place collectively agreed: this is the best possible combo.

And unlike steak, which gets worshipped by carnivore schizos making cutting boards with bananas and raw honey, fried chicken is humble. It doesn’t ask you to build a shrine for it. It just shows up, makes your day better.

redmeatfags will tell you they eat steak every day and that you should too. That shit is literally carcinogenic if you eat it all the time.

You can eat fried chicken every day and be fine. Still probably shouldn’t, but you could. It’s got lean meat, good fats, flavor, texture.

Anyway yeah. That’s the post. Fried chicken is king.

I like paintings said:

Fried chicken is king.

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The last line of One Vision by Queen is "Gimme, gimmie, gimme FRIED CHICKEN!"

Now, this line could be seen as Freddie's love of said food item... however, as the song is about MLK jnr and his speech, the line actually is an ironic bit of racism. Y'see, Freddie was someone who grew up through the civil right's era, starting in the 50s, with the music of Little Richard, into the 60s with the music of Jimi Hendrix. "Gimme fried chicken" that's what blacks were happy to settle for.

I can't imagine being like this over a food. I just eat both and don't give a shit what anyone thinks. Same with coffee and tea or pancakes and waffles, who cares. Just eat what you want and don't worry about what others tell you. Also if you try and tell others what to eat you come off as the same as the other side doing it. That's why people hate vegans and probably why you hate steak enthusiasts. People hate being told what to do. I prefer pork anyway because it upsets Muslims and Jews. Love me some bacon, I'd eat it on a burger with chicken nuggets all at once.

Crimson Fucker said:

I can't imagine being like this over a food. I just eat both and don't give a shit what anyone thinks. Same with coffee and tea or pancakes and waffles, who cares. Just eat what you want and don't worry about what others tell you. Also if you try and tell others what to eat you come off as the same as the other side doing it. That's why people hate vegans and probably why you hate steak enthusiasts. People hate being told what to do. I prefer pork anyway because it upsets Muslims and Jews. Love me some bacon, I'd eat it on a burger with chicken nuggets all at once.

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Jesus Christ, let people be autistic about food in peace. That’s the fun part of the internet.

No wonder they think you're a sperg over at catboy ranch. This is why they don't credit you. I don't care about this.

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OOOOOOO MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CRISPY AND JUICY NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNAAACK
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