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Public figures in internet culture that are predominately seen as part of the cowsphere community
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(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Now that this thread is mine, feel free to chat with the real me, or don't, I don't really care one way or the other. For those wondering I was formerly "Kiwi Kitty" and was under everyone's nose the whole time this thread was being used against me for the lulz, I love internet tomfoolery myself. Thank you to those who were chill about the plot twist, this thread about me has been an entertaining and wild ride. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Where's the robot ass?
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This was a message sent to me by Kaine several days ago the day after my birthday, he was going on a tangent simply because I decided to show him some pictures from my birthday to get this exact reaction ( since I knew he would react this way ) and I got what I wanted because he's this retarded and doesn't think about the things he's saying when he's typing.

"I am a normal human male." - If you have to quite literally call yourself a normal human male, you're already weird and type the way Mark Zuckerberg would to try and convince people, a normal person wouldn't even need to state it that way which just shows he probably knows deep down that he's not normal, I could see Chris Chan typing a sentence like that out, and he tries to claim that I'm stunted because he thinks he knows everything about me based on the fifteen year old version of me that he hasn't been able to let go of. Kaine will still send me old nudes of myself that are nearly a decade old now - as well as zooming in to parts of my body and talking about how badly he wants to fuck me.

"Even if I didn't bring up sex or anything like that," - this is a common issue with Kaine where he will think that going more than a week without making sexual and vulgar remarks towards me is something noteworthy, but he always comes back with more sexual urges, always saying that the least I can do for him is send nudes just because there's a few photos of me out there that have been posted here where I'm scantily clothed - and because of that he thinks that I owe him more private material, even though I'm repulsed by him and have told him I'd never share anything private with him because he's disgusting, and has also leaked my nudes in the past - which seems like a tactic that would be shooting yourself in the foot in that position since you'd be setting yourself up for women to not trust you with explicit content. Regardless it's my fault to a degree for posting material like that to begin with, but I can at least admit to that where as Kaine can't take responsibility for anything.

"You can't give me what I want from a woman." - Kaine on a daily basis would always tell me about how he's a "scummy sleazy salesman" and how whenever he's selling products to women with their boyfriends around he would get horny to the idea of using his supposed charisma to sell things to women in front of their boyfriends while actively thinking about how he wants to cuck their boyfriends and fuck their women in front of them. This is just one of the many things Kaine would actively talk about when it came to sexual fantasies of his, there was also a point where he mentioned being interested in a fifty year old woman, while also going on dates with other women and would frequently talk about getting laid - but it makes me think he's lying about everything because if he's actively getting sex/laid, then he wouldn't be constantly talking about how badly he wants to fuck women since he claims he's always getting it on. He's always relating me to that of a "child" because I won't spread my legs, which is a very creepy comparison.

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He makes a point to talk about how he gets with multiple women not because "he wants to" but because "they won't dedicate themselves to him and show their devotion". I'll just end this post with that because the comedy writes itself when you re-read it a few times.
 
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This was a message sent to me by Kaine several days ago the day after my birthday, he was going on a tangent simply because I decided to show him some pictures from my birthday to get this exact reaction ( since I knew he would react this way ) and I got what I wanted because he's this retarded and doesn't think about the things he's saying when he's typing.

"I am a normal human male." - If you have to quite literally call yourself a normal human male, you're already weird and type the way Mark Zuckerberg would to try and convince people, a normal person wouldn't even need to state it that way which just shows he probably knows deep down that he's not normal, I could see Chris Chan typing a sentence like that out, and he tries to claim that I'm stunted because he thinks he knows everything about me based on the fifteen year old version of me that he hasn't been able to let go of. Kaine will still send me old nudes of myself that are nearly a decade old now - as well as zooming in to parts of my body and talking about how badly he wants to fuck me.

"Even if I didn't bring up sex or anything like that," - this is a common issue with Kaine where he will think that going more than a week without making sexual and vulgar remarks towards me is something noteworthy, but he always comes back with more sexual urges, always saying that the least I can do for him is send nudes just because there's a few photos of me out there that have been posted here where I'm scantily clothed - and because of that he thinks that I owe him more private material, even though I'm repulsed by him and have told him I'd never share anything private with him because he's disgusting, and has also leaked my nudes in the past - which seems like a tactic that would be shooting yourself in the foot in that position since you'd be setting yourself up for women to not trust you with explicit content. Regardless it's my fault to a degree for posting material like that to begin with, but I can at least admit to that where as Kaine can't take responsibility for anything.

"You can't give me what I want from a woman." - Kaine on a daily basis would always tell me about how he's a "scummy sleazy salesman" and how whenever he's selling products to women with their boyfriends around he would get horny to the idea of using his supposed charisma to sell things to women in front of their boyfriends while actively thinking about how he wants to cuck their boyfriends and fuck their women in front of them. This is just one of the many things Kaine would actively talk about when it came to sexual fantasies of his, there was also a point where he mentioned being interested in a fifty year old woman, while also going on dates with other women and would frequently talk about getting laid - but it makes me think he's lying about everything because if he's actively getting sex/laid, then he wouldn't be constantly talking about how badly he wants to fuck women since he claims he's always getting it on. He's always relating me to that of a "child" because I won't spread my legs, which is a very creepy comparison.

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He makes a point to talk about how he gets with multiple women not because "he wants to" but because "they won't dedicate themselves to him and show their devotion". I'll just end this post with that because the comedy writes itself when you re-read it a few times.
The way I see it the dude is most likely getting off of the attention your giving him.

So despite the fact your making fun of him in his fucked up head this could be a form of devotion to him. As your essentially devoting time and energy to post about him.
 
"I am a normal human male." - If you have to quite literally call yourself a normal human male, you're already weird and type the way Mark Zuckerberg would to try and convince people, a normal person wouldn't even need to state it that way which just shows he probably knows deep down that he's not normal, I could see Chris Chan typing a sentence like that out, and he tries to claim that I'm stunted because he thinks he knows everything about me based on the fifteen year old version of me that he hasn't been able to let go of. Kaine will still send me old nudes of myself that are nearly a decade old now - as well as zooming in to parts of my body and talking about how badly he wants to fuck me.
This also applies to people (especially guys) who insist they are nice. I'm the opposite. I usually say I'm an asshole and I'm unapologetic about it. Or something along those lines.
 
The way I see it the dude is most likely getting off of the attention your giving him.

So despite the fact your making fun of him in his fucked up head this could be a form of devotion to him. As your essentially devoting time and energy to post about him.
This could be the case, but I sometimes wonder because he'll stop the conversation himself and not respond after I prove several points and he has nothing to retort with - though it's probably him just hoping that I'll keep pressing him and drag him back into the conversation. It's weird that a person would want negative attention like that, since I'm just blunt with the guy and tell him how things are and that he's genuinely a fucking loser.
What you're saying is they have humiliation fetish....
what @kiwifails said, it has to be a humiliation fetish if anything, because if that's not what it is then I really don't know. He's more responsive when I pretend to be all timid, but the moment I turn on the bitch mode he backs off - so maybe it's not even a humiliation thing but he just can't stand being put in his place since he has a God complex.

This also applies to people (especially guys) who insist they are nice. I'm the opposite. I usually say I'm an asshole and I'm unapologetic about it. Or something along those lines.
Being honest is better than trying to sell a lie in my books, I'd probably have a sliver of respect for Kaine for instance if he just admitted he's a piece of shit, rather than trying to act like I'm the bad individual because I'm not giving him what he wants - since he's actually tried to make me believe that I'm a terrible person for not sending him naked images of myself, and this is coming from a dude who settles with revenge porn and making sex AI bots and shit. :story:

Salutations normal human being. I am too a normal human being.

He seems to be a pretty normal guy.

I too as a normal human being say this to my other fellow normal human beings.

Very normal.
Just a normal guy doing normal human male things amongst his fellow species.

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This could be the case, but I sometimes wonder because he'll stop the conversation himself and not respond after I prove several points and he has nothing to retort with - though it's probably him just hoping that I'll keep pressing him and drag him back into the conversation. It's weird that a person would want negative attention like that, since I'm just blunt with the guy and tell him how things are and that he's genuinely a fucking loser.

what @kiwifails said, it has to be a humiliation fetish if anything, because if that's not what it is then I really don't know. He's more responsive when I pretend to be all timid, but the moment I turn on the bitch mode he backs off - so maybe it's not even a humiliation thing but he just can't stand being put in his place since he has a God complex.


Being honest is better than trying to sell a lie in my books, I'd probably have a sliver of respect for Kaine for instance if he just admitted he's a piece of shit, rather than trying to act like I'm the bad individual because I'm not giving him what he wants - since he's actually tried to make me believe that I'm a terrible person for not sending him naked images of myself, and this is coming from a dude who settles with revenge porn and making sex AI bots and shit. :story:


Just a normal guy doing normal human male things amongst his fellow species.

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If the dude continues interacting despite having a new asshole ripped open, I'd say that's pretty humiliating.
 
𝖱𝗈𝗌𝖾. 𝖠 𝖰𝗎𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖤𝗆𝗈𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒.𝖼𝗈𝗆

The puzzle has been thrown at the wall. Kaine lost at his own war. Rose is juggling many things at the moment. Today though I want to take a moment to recognize Katelyn for her talent in inventing her world and what she plans to do with this talent on soEMO.com and hopefully the competitor my site "EMOcrazy". If you know you know, that Kaine impersonated Rose a while back and then gave up after the steam ran out. He did the easy usual thing of taking her pictures, writing his alias under her name and copypastaing her blogs onto the blog feature. But now it's her turn at the account making. The real, the authentic queen herself. Rose will open the gates of me getting interesting and strange pussy. But I'm disgusted at the owner of soEMO. This asshole allows minors onto the site and promotes it. I did some soul searching and came up with the idea of competing against this asshole. If I won the lottery I'm not giving this piece a shit a dime from the stash. Ken has great site owning etiquette and handles everything professionally. You can tell from his wisdom, his age, the accounting experience he has had. He handles everything accordingly, that's one reason why I'm so attached to onionfarms. The owner of soEMO on the other hand is strange, confusing, and unprofessional. I'm not emo but I understand how to draw in the emos. This guy is retarded and outdated. He's using the same UI from years ago. No updates, no fucking nothing. Honestly, I'd rather hire some devs, put Rose, Kiwi, and any back end guys on a payroll to keep my shit running fine. It's about time to revolutionize Emo niches and unusual circles. If I won the lottery. I'd buy this site, create my own for emos and have some experimental ones for networking. I will run soEMO into the fucking ground. I gave this guy a chance, I tried to work with him but no, he wanted to be the goth fag that he is and refuse any advice. Well guess what motherfucker, I'm a weird virgin guy. I like emo girls and mentally ill women. You fucked with the wrong one. This ain't no fucking Psy Op bitch. What's wrong with Katelyn Rose making an account on your site just to socialize? At least katelyn actually puts in the time with networking and keeping things going. You on the other hand can go fuck yourself faggot.



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It's about time we make things right for those depressed emo girls. - Yandere Theory


Rose will be appointed Queen of my website. She will be the one behind most of the work. This will take time but meanwhile she will also be hooking me up with some cuties if any come my way. I'm tired of doom scrolling that trash ass website. You allow fucking minors for fucks sake are you retarded? Then you have beautiful, I mean fucking beautiful cuties on there that needs a beast of man in their life. Oh honey. It's not even about the depressed pussy, they will be stringing their guitars to me, telling me their darkest secrets, doing freaky shit with me on discord calls. They need me more than ever. Can you imagine? That regect, I don't even know his name because I don't fucking care, doesn't utlilize his site owner position. He just fucking sits there with his thumb up his ass cheating on his wife? with other emo girls because he's Randy Stair if he wasn't straight. I'm so pissed off at this guy. Me and the boys would be the fuck out of this bitch of a man. I mean don't get me wrong, I love propping up Katelyn Rose because she's a hoot but this guy literally has a showcase of users to his liking. And of course the ones with the best looks. What a retard. If anything, If I'm going to be making my emo babes feel like queens, I'm propping them up in private when I have an archive of nudes in my secret sex discord server. I'll be flirting with them, telling them adorable things about their nudes, and just worshipping them in our own little fringe place on discord. Not blasting their faces like it's a looks contest. It makes the other girls feel self counciouss about themslves. I want these babes to feel special if they wanna, have a little fun with me. And Yes, this includes BPD girls. You see, Vicky was BPD but she was retarded. The girls on here, they know how to make me cum so hard and yell at them so hard, then cum so hard again. I'm into that. Where it's like weather and shit. One day it's sunny, rainy, snowy, the next it's sunny. Because when one emo babe breaks my heart, I cry to the other emo babes. I'm a real one.

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I mean look at this shit. Kaine did all of this for what. And he gave up after a month of using this account. The last time he was signed in was on October 21st of last year. What a fucking waste of effort. I wonder what made him give up on this so badly. After all he went out of his way to make a sex bot for Rose. But now it's time for a change. It's time for Rose to make an account on here and tell the owner that it's her. This horny retard made a fatal mistake by doing this. Savannah made a fatal mistake by making a profile on here herself. But when EmoCrazy.com starts to gain traffic, this website is going down. Fuck this guy who made it. He's a real cheap ass that doesn't understand what getting with times is. His code is garbage, his HTML is bullshit. He has no fucking idea what he is doing. He needs to take is sorry ass back to cutting himself holy fuck. Kaine will shit himself as well and try to wiggle himself onto my website. What a retard, he thinks I'm going to allow just any one into my discord server. There's like 3 different ones I have. One is for the less trusted emo girls, and now you already get the idea. Kaine will be like "yo girl, try to get information from this dude and rose" like this shit is going to work. Kaine is retarded and thinks with his dick too much. He will send his penis picture to one of these girls and it will get to me eventually. Kaine doesn't understand what level of trust his. He's into cucking men. He can fuck with the less trusted emo babes because I'll have my own little group of the most trusted. They won't let this dude try to steal them from me. Again, Kaine doesn't understand any concept when it comes to rankings and knowing a friend of a friend, he just knows pussy and that's it. Fucking japanese shit.

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See for yourself. Get an understanding of an ounce of bullshit Rose has to put up with when it comes to our well known antagonists Kaine.

I will also make a profile for myself but I will be anonymous. Being around emo women most of my life I have come to understand how to gain their glorification of me. No no no sir, I'm not taking advantage of mental health. It already sounds bad when I put it like this but as someone has felt like there is nothing left to grab onto in life, in this cold world I will provide these beauties with a place to cling to and that place is my heart. Vicky really did one on me and left my heart wobbling away. But my heart will be a place these lonely girls can come to and unload their baggage. If they bail on me it won't hurt me anymore because there will be other girls that will plan on staying attached to me. But these girls won't ever have to feel like their fighting alone, we will be together through the weather and they will be fine babes to me and brilliant sisters to Rose. Katelyn Rose has taught me a lot about females. She has allowed wisdom about them into my understandings. And yes, if any of them betrays me and cheats they have a very rude awakening from the sisterhood. Very rude awakening. If Kaine decides to hurt any of my girls, he will have a very rude awakening too. Me & Rose will find away to get back at Kaine if he really goes in for the attack. You have to understand about females of this kind that use a site like soEMO, not only are there lonely and depressed girls, but there are also lonely and fucking crazy girls. If kaine decides to fuck with one of our girls and one of them would take a bullet for me and Rose, then kaine is so fucked. Me and Rose will be at work one day and we come back on discord to see this girl having this dude begging for mercy because he's a fucking animal that would rape a girl if she was drugged or knocked out. He is very open about this to Rose. He would rape a girl if he knew he could get away with it.


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Kaine typed this out. This is a great example as to how he view Rose. Dude would take advantage of emo girls on this site while also impersonating a women because he's a freak. He can always come back later and continue the game but I doubt it now since he is distracted with his current girl friend that I doubt will last another week. Katelyn Rose has only shown me a lot of respect. She is honestly a blossom in a million because everything about her is so pure and perfect. You know, talking to a girl for some can be scary and awkward. Growing up I always thought girls were the type you see on TV or the ones you would be around in High School. But Rose has helped me reinforce that not all girls are the same. Rose is the type to be so comforting to talk to without fear of her being disgusted or offended. I know when I get involved with this new project, I'm going to be dealing with sensative ass girls but Rose will deal with that for me and remind me that they are just trash and ignorant. Withhout Rose, it would be a huge struggle and every day it would be a train wreck being called so many names by retards. But now if one of them says I'm a fascists, I'm going to jerk off to it because now I know how to hand pick which ones are fucking awesome and which ones are fucking retarded. Not all Emo girls are liberal on things. That's why I liked Vicky so much. She had colorful hair but she would say nigger 100 times a day. It was so fucking cute. But yk BPD had to get in the way.
 
Okay. I'm going to bookmark this because I'm going to use this as a little template edit thingy. So I'm going to be constantly editing this post.

I want to make the right profile on soEMO

Username:
YandereTheory

My PFP:
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About Me

I'm a very diverse person when it comes to anything. Music, Video Games, Art, Movies, Books. Anything. Huge nerd, huge eccentric person. I'm a Sagittarius. I'm very obsessed with emotional sub culture. Being a very wise person. I do understand the meaning of it. I was very depressed at one time, full of anxiety. But because of my experience with what seemed liked was the devil, I began to understand myself more and have become very emotional myself. Right now I'm looking for my other half or other halfs. Really, I'm a sub. I really enjoy cuddling and discord sleep calls. I enjoy being cute and adorable. I'm very playful. I try to stay ahead of what's to come but sometimes I do fail at this. I'm also huge into Yanderes by the way. I'm not a yandere but yandere girls are really hot. Also shout out to my best friend Katelyn Rose! She's a great friend. (plz don't ban this account site owner im actually trying to contribute)

Favorite Music
I can listen to anything. Some of the stuff I jam to. Nirvana, Slipknot, Thursday, Joy Division, OST music from anime, OST music from videogames, Gorillaz, Lil Peep, Trippie Redd, Etc. But again, not just anything with grunge and heavy metal though when I'm having a bad day, I will blast heavy metal.

Favorite Films / TV / Books
The Great Gatsby, Spirited Away, Violet Evergarden, Dexter Morgan, The Future Diary, Cyber Punk Edgerunners, Beastars, Code Geass, Etc

Education / Occupation
I'm a Jannie somewhere on the internet. Future site owner of an Emo Forum thing
I graduated from myself because school is a scam.
I enjoy nature I enjoy going to Spencers. If I was rich I'd be an investor of that company.

Who I'd Like To Meet
Mommy Dommies, Yanderes, Emo Babes Deep into their feels ya know, Deranged Crazy Girls (BPD acceptable)
Bros, Emo Bros, Emo Bros That Get it, Emo Bros that have balls like me like, chadster on the guitar type that won't try to steal away my collection of emo girls.
 
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The Queen Has The Diarrhea!
Son of a bitch! Shit happens...


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In today's edition. It must be explained that we are in a state of despair as Rose has shit cramps. Kaine is always in his feelings while I'm still thinking about how I will be introducing myself to the soEMO community. It's a slow day, really a slow time but this is good. This means there is no bullshit to be dealt with, a smooth sailing from here until... well when a the hornyness prevails once more. From my experience of being her friend I can say that there are many highways inside of her mind. Some that just keep going as if you're just stuck on a back road route with no idea when you will reach another one. The internet did a number on this poor girl as she has told you herself through her blogs. But our beloved Queen is going to get there eventually. What shart splatter into the toilet at a time, one nap, senior citizen sleep session, one having to deal with a horny dude at a time. It will happen. And when it will happen, I will have my Goth babes here on stand by and KiwiFails can finally get off my dick for once in my life. He's just upset that I have a very touching preference as to what I consider bed worthy.

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Our girl Savannah hasn't confessed to her dirty deeds and she will never. She is too busy wasting away in steam games. Same person that blamed someone for a lamp breaking. California Emo girls are something else. Can't be mad though. Soon she will be very jealous when I pull some of the most heartwarming sweeties from the darkest depts of alone land. It's called approaching with no cape and armor. Ah yes, they will come for you and give you the biggest hugs imaginable. Rose will also be their friend because right now, Rose is low on those. Not because it's Rose, it's because we live in 2025 should I really have to explain why? They hear the word nigger and they go scramming into rocks to hideaway from such words. The emo culture has become so sensitive. It's a dime a dozen to find yourself one of those hardcore logical babes but Rose, the Queen of the Dead can have them find her on the throne she currently holds.

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This jerk off allows minors onto his site. soEMO is the biggest and most efficient directory of accounts involving the Emo Community. Matt is running this site where there are countless users posting suggestive material & pornography if you dig deep enough while minors are around. He also has an attitude with you if you suggest an idea. This dude will get mellow dramatic and talk as if you as the user on his site has not clue what you're talking about. Make the site 18+ you fucking retard! This asshole is doing the Emo's a huge disservice and this is why I plan on out competing him with a more refined website that has a mixture of 2000s aesthetics but a 2025 hint of spice. Matt has no assertive skills, poor communication skills to his users & gets defensive if you suggest something. Also the rating system is retarded and makes people feel self conscious about themselves. This is terrible website practice.
 
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