Recent content by Patchy the Pirate

Okay. So I guess you're just terminally retarded, good luck with that!

Please enlighten me where James Gunn let a small, unrelated child reach into his pants for some cheese balls as a stage gag, or continually brought up an actual child's "tucci" on camera with her. Because from my standpoint, society would find all of that a lot less acceptable for a man, and it...

BreachForums panicking when they realized how him getting arrested might impact them I also like the touch of the FBI photoshopping handcuffs onto him, ngl.

I wonder how much he could pursue if he wasn't busy politisperging and keeping the old KF horse running

I accept all criticism I will receive for saying this. ... However. Regarding the starfish in the last picture. If he got lipo, ditched the drugstore makeup for quality, and wore real clothes, I would find him pretty.

Not only did the HRT clearly do nothing to these dogshit ugly fucks, but I can find both of these outfits on the first page of Amazon. The worst part is that the one on the right's younger brother is now trying to copy him. And another Amazon skater skirt, crop-top combo. Gee, I see a...

Shit your pants, devil

I didn't realize that he's almost thirty. Horrifying to imagine this is Null's entire legacy at thirty, and it may not have even existed without ChrisChan MomFucker. His slow descent into insanity wasn't something I noticed until I looked into this thread. I expect he'll become even more...

Fuck this song so much. It's been stuck in my head. It was funny the first time but now I need the pain to end. If I develop dementia in my old age and I remember this but not my grandchildren's name I'm going to commence Sudoku. At my funeral, there will be a donation box. All proceeds will go...

Almost every decision Congress makes can be reflected back to the constitution, or at least needs to abide by it. It exists to grant legislative power to Congress as well as being a framework for any federal decisions. Cap started off as a jingoistic war mascot who becomes disenchanted with...

Stop ruining your own thread by being autistic

I almost forgot my favourite.

If Twitter was a faucet that idpol shart came out of, Facebook is a faucet in an area that fracks, so the idpol sharts come out on fire. It's just so thoroughly unpleasant to use that trying to find all of the content is like dragging your foreskin through glass. But there has been an online...

I made birria. No lard so I couldn't make tortillas, found some old quinoa from my former hipster roommate and I gotta say the shit worked well. I prefer goat, I feel like it makes a mightier broth. But alas, no meat markets here sell it, so I decided to go for some almost-expired lamb that was...

Not that I've seen a lot of male escorts in my time or anything, but I kind of expected him to not look like a saggy leather couch. I cannot imagine this man delivering me any needs other than my need to get away from him.