Recent content by Galahad Threepwood

What even is a 'who have a Kiwi Farms account,' and why would a celebrity have one???

"I only bought it ironically"

I'm still wildly blown away by the fact that people responded to the idea of fucking minting a KiwiFarms silver coin with tremendous enthusiasm rather than laughing Josh off of his own website. It's the most insane thing I've ever heard a cult website doing. He's got himself some awfully devoted...

For when you've decided you never want to feel happy ever again.

Even more than most too-online people, Dom Cruise seems like he really, really, really needs to get outside more.

I'm glad we have a containment thread for shitposting now, so that all the other threads can be properly full of, let's see, "unbiased, critical discussion among people of all different backgrounds."

'Scam' might not be quite the right word, but the way that he's deflecting criticism from by using 'I'm on the side of Jesus' rhetoric.

I don't know what's more embarrassing: that, afrer having been fleeced for decades by the likes of Oral Roberts and Pat Robertson, boomer conservatives are still falling for any scam that involves praising Jesus, or that younger conservatives are not learning anything and falling for it all anew.

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No, it's way more fun to assume that everyone is being completely unironic at all times. Especially when they post copypasta, or are @SchizoNetwork .

Extradition treaty-wise, Latin America is not an option. They're way too cucked by the CIA and Dole Fruit. The EU isn't an option, either, though, so that can't be his motivating factor.

The complete inability of KFers to not take every last piece of bait thrown before them surprised me when I first started noticing it. I legitimately thought that posters there were better than that. I was very mistaken.

If your stool isn't as gloriously red as the flag of the motherland and the blood of the patriots, you're not gonna make it.