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Movie Night

In the process of being set up

You meet the first extra terrestrial alien contact coming down in a tiny UFO

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And then a 2 ft tall little grey alien beams out of the flying saucer
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At which point it begins trying to communicate by throwing hands at your face while rubbing its long slimy fingers on it shouting "BLEH! EUGH! DUUH!" And it just wouldn't stop or leave you alone. What do.
 
Reason: Should I just punch it in the chest or something or should I warn it first? Asking for a friend.
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What if the alien had penises for fingers like in scary movie and kept sticking them into your mouth as you're talking to it to get you to quit failing them in your face and making weird mouth noises?
 
Reason: It pisses out of them when they're not in your mouth.
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