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unyuns ask to you?

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Yeah, I hit em with a cotton swab+alcohol every now and again. Also Lysol wipes my phone frequently. Jail made me a real clean freak about certain things
unyuns friend not clean. offer ear phone bud. horror. unyuns feel panic horror. unyuns say "gross" he get mad. he leave. ok unyuns still not putting in. no more friend.
 
Earbuds are nasty, and niggers like to steal them.

I use over-the-ear headphones. They sound not perfect but a lot better than earbuds, wireless with good battery life, and the noise cancelling is nice to have sometimes. The best part is that they do not collect ear wax.
 
Earbuds are nasty, and niggers like to steal them.

I use over-the-ear headphones. They sound not perfect but a lot better than earbuds, wireless with good battery life, and the noise cancelling is nice to have sometimes. The best part is that they do not collect ear wax.
unyuns cant head heads phone. ear bud phone only for unyuns. unyuns glad weird smurf man find good heads phone for head over head the head over.
 
do wash ear bud phone? gunk yuck inside if no. clean now. do not ear illness youself. bad bad very very bad bad ear sicknesses

How in the fuck can you so accurately write in a manner that makes the reader feel like they're having a stroke every single time? I mean that as a compliment, because it takes somebody extremely poignant to be the complete antithesis of articulate.

I honestly don't think everyone sees how smart you have to be to intentionally write like this.
 
How in the fuck can you so accurately write in a manner that makes the reader feel like they're having a stroke every single time? I mean that as a compliment, because it takes somebody extremely poignant to be the complete antithesis of articulate.

I honestly don't think everyone sees how smart you have to be to intentionally write like this.
gold much pajeet. stroke prevent. smurf man weird offend no. pajeet no dumb. doctorate have. smurf man live time long cat orange kill smurf. make gold pajeet pay. cat long time live. more make zyklon. cat hitler genocide more smurf smurf man gold more. pajeet rich very.
 
I honestly don't think everyone sees how smart you have to be to intentionally write like this.
unyuns smart! first claim! halielughyah!

gold much pajeet. stroke prevent. smurf man weird offend no. pajeet no dumb. doctorate have. smurf man live time long cat orange kill smurf. make gold pajeet pay. cat long time live. more make zyklon. cat hitler genocide more smurf smurf man gold more. pajeet rich very.
hetler genoside very very bad bad. no good good. weird smurf man do better. unyuns belief for him do better in life.
 
what if lice?
I mean, I guess. Hats have the same problem though.

The best way to deal with lice is by combing your hair with an electric zapper comb 2-3 times a day. By the end of a week you'll have no more lice. The ones that live in your hats and headphones will crawl back onto you for feeding, and they'll get zapped next time you comb.

The electric zap comes from a AA battery. It's not enough for you to even feel it, but for lice its like a direct lightning strike. They don't survive it.
 
I mean, I guess. Hats have the same problem though.

The best way to deal with lice is by combing your hair with an electric zapper comb 2-3 times a day. By the end of a week you'll have no more lice. The ones that live in your hats and headphones will crawl back onto you for feeding, and they'll get zapped next time you comb.

The electric zap comes from a AA battery. It's not enough for you to even feel it, but for lice its like a direct lightning strike. They don't survive it.
unyuns lazer tazer kill all once time?
 
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