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Console Wars

cjöcker

Remarkable Onion
The console war has been a thing since the dawn of time. I remember when I was arguing with my friends about how the PlayStation 3 is obviously better than Xbox 360 because I fucking said so. However, there is a certain group of people who cannot stop thinking about consoles that they don't like and wake up every morning foaming at the mouth knowing that people bought and enjoy something that they see as an inferior product. Occasionally PC gamers like to insert themselves into arguments between console players and bring their smug aura along with their belief that they are a morally better person for gaming on a computer rather than a gaming console.

These people cannot stop sucking corporate dick and CONSOOMING PRODUCT.

Here are some examples:

OH MY GOD PLAYSTATION IS FUCKING OWNING XBOX
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS NEW PIECE OF HARDWARE WHICH HAS BEEN ON THE MARKET FOR 2 MONTHS HAS SOME ISSUES (WHICH MOST LIKELY CAN BE FIXED IF YOU GO TO SONY AND ASK THEM TO REPAIR IT) HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS I BET THOSE YOUTUBERS ARE BEING PAID. What is a red ring of death? Didn't happen. It's a myth made up by Sony.
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Tip: tens if not hundreds of arguments between corporate shills competing over which console can shit out the most ray traced version of Nathan Drake's face happen every day, search key words like "sony pony" or "xbot" on Twitter and you've got yourself a goldmine of autism.
 
I always though people shitting on the Sega Genesis for having "worse" music was dumb, given the SNES soundchip was ass. IMO Synths > Midi. Only SNES game where I thoroughly enjoyed the music was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (especially that Area 4 music, goddamn thats good). Otherwise I can think of plenty more Genesis games that had amazing music.
 
I always though people shitting on the Sega Genesis for having "worse" music was dumb, given the SNES soundchip was ass. IMO Synths > Midi. Only SNES game where I thoroughly enjoyed the music was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (especially that Area 4 music, goddamn thats good). Otherwise I can think of plenty more Genesis games that had amazing music.
If it isn't an original C64 sound chip I don't want to hear about it.
 
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