"Captain's Log. Stardate: September... 18th, 2042
Bubba was kind to me last night, Magichu had uh, a lot of fun, but Sonichu HATES that...dirty...rotten, uh...ORANGE...JUMPSUITED...NIGGER!
He makes Sonichu uh, put....white uh, white....stuff....up his uh, uh, y-you know....where the medallion goes, uh....and YEAH! He says he'll s-smuggle me a uhhhhh a lego set! I am very, uh, excited for this uh, new Marvel one they have uh, releasing in a few days."
(yes they still milk Marvel shit in 2042, this IS the worst timeline, right?)