This is what you get from ChrisChanity

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

theres also the girl who boiled hamsters in his lore..

Yeah, I know. I've observed Chris since the early days when /b/ discovered him.
I've had a bunch of sock accounts merged into this one and I'm pretty sure I was just making a throw away comment to get passed the janny approval system with an account

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I would take boiled burgers over boiled hamsters, I'm sure Anne Hathaway Fan's wife would enjoy them though.